Joey Barton’s bizarre French accent [video]

After finally making his debut in the 1-0 win over Marseille, Joey Barton spoke in a strange Clouseau-esque accent in the post match press conference. I’m sure this’ll bring back Continue reading →

Harry’s QPR will finish top ten

23rd November 2012 By BEN HOLT While Abramovich demonstrated his cruel impatience by dismissing Roberto Di Matteo, Tony Fernandes has, up until this morning, shown a refreshing but overly lenient Continue reading →

Torres central to Di Matteo’s departure

21st November 2012 By BEN HOLT It’s hardly surprising to see Roberto Di Matteo lose his job at Chelsea just a few months after winning the Champions League and FA Continue reading →

Ahead of the North London derby, who’s feeling more negative?

16th November 2012 By BEN HOLT Arsenal vs. Spurs. They’re usually cracking encounters with goals, drama and more twists and turns than an episode of Homeland (minus the terrorism). A Continue reading →

Toothless Liverpool need to prove they’re not a one man team

4th November 2012 By BEN HOLT   Another draw for Liverpool at Anfield means it’s still only one home win for Brendan Rodgers from six matches. It would have been Continue reading →

England Must Show More Ambition If They Want To Join The 2014 Carnival

18th October 2012 By BEN HOLT Following another underwhelming international break, this time prolonged due to Polish rain and incompetency, the relief was almost audible on the Twitter-sphere that there Continue reading →

Is Jose’s English Legacy Ultimately A Nice Coat?

17th October 2012 By MAT SHERLOCK In June 2004, English football management experienced the sort of sharp jolt it hadn’t witnessed in almost a decade. Not since Arsene Wenger strolled Continue reading →

Non League Football: Not As Bad As You Think!

11th October 2012 By FABRICE DOWLING As the old saying goes, “Football is a funny old game”, which nobody can argue with but it’s also an expensive old game depending Continue reading →

San Marino are the worst team in the world… England should aim for double figures

10th October 2012 By BEN HOLT On Friday, England face the joint lowest ranked national team in world football in a World Cup qualifier at Wembley. According to the fine Continue reading →

The Capital One Cup: where no-one wins

9th October 2012 By TOM KIRK I want to care. Who’s with me? My father loves football, nearly as much as I. However, he unfortunately is in denial of many Continue reading →